Join US!

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There are several things you need to understand about becoming part of the family. Firstly we do not employ people, it's really not that type of show. So if you're looking for a nine to five with a dental plan and 25 days off a year, you should either start brushing your teeth more often or look elsewhere.

We do however try to support artists, and crafty-types as much as possible.

So if you:

> Have fabulous items and you wish to sell them through our webpage

> Are a crafter or an artisan and you have some ideas you want to discuss with us

> Have a skill or a talent and you want to be involved and/or available for commissions.

> Want to be involved in promoting Knottwood or you want Knottwood to promote you, or something along those lines.

> You would be in someway beneficial for the greater good of Knottwood and the world!

IMPORTANT

Please understand that a natural hatred of all things pointless and formal is part of the reason for Knottwood's existence. So for your own benefit, before you contact us, please read the list of things we aren't interested in:

> CV's – it is monumental how much we don't care where you went to school, what place you came in the 200m dash or if you have any other fantastically boring and useless bits of paper saying what you can and can't do. We hated writing them and don't want to read them either.

> The use of the word contextual ANYWHERE, will result in the spontaneous combustion of anything you send us!

> Letter bombs or spam

> Requests for funding

> Any long pretentious statements about why you do the work you do, especially if they involve made up words.

> Or your life history

Basically, we don't care if your 7 or 70, if you're a graduate or a gardener. We don't care where you're from or who you are... If you're good at something, we're all ears and eyes!

Interested? Head over to the contacts page and email us!

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